To make ppl jump off the ship

This is taken from a Japanese site called "2ch". Translated by me!!

There is a ship sinking in the middle of the sea and captain has ordered crews to let passengers jump into the sea.

To British passengers crews went

"If you are a gentlemen, you should be jumping off the ship now!!"

To German

"The regulation is to jump off the ship"

To Italian

"Hey!! Just now I saw a sexy girl jump off the ship!!"

To American

"You can become a hero if you jump now!!"

To French

"Please don't jump off now"

To Japanese

"Every one else has jumped off already"

To Chinese

"Look!! there's a huge fish swimming in the sea!!"

To North Korean

"Hey!! this is a very good chance to exile!!"


Crew: Captain!! There are still South Korean left in the ship!!What do we say to them??

Captain: Ah... it's OK, Just leave them here.

Crew:What?? we just let them die like that??

Captain: Yeah if they live, they are gonna send us formal complain that their clothes got wet.

*No offence to South Koreans reading this, I AM half south Korean too.